I Caught a Poacher With a Trophy Buck in His Truck, Two Weeks Before Season. His Father Was a United States Senator, and He Told Me I’d Never Work Again
The young man handed me a business card instead of his driver’s license.
It was midnight on a logging road in Schoolcraft County, Michigan, deep in the Upper Peninsula. My headlights were on his black pickup. In the bed of that pickup, under a tarp that didn’t quite cover it, was a twelve-point whitetail buck.
Deer season didn’t open for two weeks.
The card said: *SENATOR RICHARD HALLORAN. United States Senate.* With a private cell phone number written on the back in blue ink.
“Call that number,” the young man said. “My dad will explain.”
I’m Lars Vik. I’m 50. I’ve been a game warden for the Michigan Department of Natural Resources for twenty-two years. I’ve never arrested anybody whose father was on television.
“Son,” I said. “I need your license.”
“That deer was on our property.”
“Your family’s camp is fourteen miles from here. I heard the rifle. I found the blood.”
He stopped smiling.
His name was Bradley Halloran. Twenty-three. A law student. Two friends sat in the truck with him, very quiet, looking at their phones.
“Officer,” he said, quieter now. “Look. Just write it as a car accident. Deer hit by a truck. That happens up here all the time. Nobody has to know.”
“I’ll know.”
“My father will make sure you never work again,” he said. Not angry. Just stating a fact. The way you’d tell somebody it was going to rain.
I wrote the ticket anyway.
Then I seized the deer, the rifle and the truck.
At 7 a.m., my phone rang.
It was my captain in Marquette.
“Lars,” he said. “What did you do?”