Author: Charming Men

Handsome man in his late forties with light brown hair, short beard and blue eyes standing by a wooden fence in a green Utah valley with mountains behind him at golden hour

I’m Allergic to Bees. Deathly Allergic. So Naturally I Agreed to Spend the Summer Helping the Beekeeper Next Door Save 2 Million of Them

Two years ago, a single bee sting put me in the hospital for three days. I carry two EpiPens everywhere. Then a widowed beekeeper moved onto the farm next to mine in Cache Valley, Utah, a hailstorm wrecked her hives, and she needed a strong pair of hands for one summer. Mine were the only ones available.

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Handsome conservation officer in his fifty years with short blond hair going silver, light stubble and pale blue eyes standing in his green uniform beside a patrol truck in the autumn forest of Michigan's Upper Peninsula at golden hour

I Caught a Poacher With a Trophy Buck in His Truck, Two Weeks Before Season. His Father Was a United States Senator, and He Told Me I’d Never Work Again

I’ve been a conservation officer in Michigan’s Upper Peninsula for twenty-two years. I’ve arrested bear poachers, salmon snaggers and a man who tried to sell a wolf pelt online. None of them scared me. Then I pulled over a black pickup on a logging road at midnight and the driver handed me his father’s business card instead of his license.

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Handsome farmer in his early fifties with dark hair gone gray at the temples, a trimmed gray beard and brown eyes leaning against a pickup truck outside a prison gate in Missouri at golden hour

My Little Brother Walked Out of Prison After 18 Years. I Was the Only One Waiting. He Had $40, a Paper Bag and 30 Days to Find a Job or Go Back

He went in when he was twenty-two. He came out when he was forty. The world had changed, our parents were gone, and his parole officer gave him thirty days to find a job and a permanent address. Nobody in our town would hire him. So I did the only thing I could think of: I put him to work on my farm and dared the town to say something.

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Handsome rancher in his late forties with dark brown hair, a well-groomed short beard, gray-green eyes and a cowboy hat standing in golden wheat hills near Pendleton Oregon at golden hour

Every Thursday the Most Eligible Rancher in Pendleton Drove 90 Miles Out of Town and Came Back With Glitter in His Beard. The Whole County Wanted to Know Why. I Was That Rancher

In a town of seventeen thousand people, a single rancher can’t sneeze without three women bringing soup. So when I started disappearing every Thursday afternoon and coming home at midnight with glitter in my beard, Pendleton, Oregon, lost its mind. There were theories. A secret wife. A cult. Witness protection. The truth was worse. Much, much worse.

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Handsome bush pilot in his late forties with dark hair graying at the temples, a short dark beard and blue eyes standing beside a small white propeller plane on a desert airstrip near Reno at golden hour

My Plane Went Down in the Nevada Desert With an 81-Year-Old Woman in the Passenger Seat. She Said It Was the Most Fun She’d Had in Years. We Had One Bottle of Water

I fly a small plane for hire out of Reno. Mostly hunters, surveyors and rich people in a hurry. That morning, my passenger was an 81-year-old widow who’d booked me to scatter her husband’s ashes over the Black Rock Desert. Forty minutes into the flight, the engine quit. She didn’t scream. She asked if she could take a picture.

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Handsome carriage driver in his fifty years with silver hair, a short silver beard and warm hazel eyes wearing a white shirt and suspenders beside a big gray draft horse on a cobblestone street in Charleston at golden hour

A Woman Booked My Carriage in Charleston Every Morning for Seven Days, and Every Morning She Asked Me to Drive Past the Same House. On the Last Day, She Told Me Whose House It Was

I drive a horse-drawn carriage through the historic streets of Charleston. Tourists, honeymooners, bachelorette parties. Then a woman from Chicago booked me for a private tour, every morning, at seven, for a week. She never looked at the mansions. She only wanted to go down one little street and stop in front of one little yellow house.

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Handsome horse trainer in his early fifties with short silver hair, a trimmed silver beard and steel blue eyes standing in a sunlit barn aisle in Weatherford Texas with a sorrel quarter horse at golden hour

At 51, I Had a Stroke in My Own Barn and Woke Up Unable to Lift My Left Arm. My Doctor Said I’d Never Ride Again. Nine Months Later, I Entered the Biggest Ranch Horse Show in Texas

I’ve trained cutting horses and ranch horses in Weatherford, Texas, for thirty years. One morning in January, I was saddling a colt when the left side of my body stopped listening. A stroke. My insurance company limited my physical therapy to twenty sessions. My doctor said riding was out of the question. My horse didn’t agree.

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Handsome bachelor farmer in his mid forties with tousled light brown hair, a short beard and blue eyes holding a big orange pumpkin in a pumpkin field in Illinois at golden hour, flannel shirt with sleeves rolled up

A TV Station Interviewed Me About My Pumpkin Farm for 40 Seconds. By Morning, 9 Million People Had Watched It, and 600 Women Were Lined Up at My Gate

Every October, a local news crew comes out to my family’s pumpkin farm in central Illinois to film the harvest. Forty seconds of B-roll, a quick question, done. This year, the reporter asked me what makes a perfect pumpkin, I said one sentence, and by breakfast the next morning, the internet had decided I was “the hottest farmer in America.”

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Handsome widower in his late fifties with thick silver hair, a short silver beard and kind gray eyes standing on the platform at Chicago Union Station beside a silver passenger train at golden hour

On the Train From Chicago to San Francisco, the Woman in the Seat Next to Me Was Taking the Same Trip My Late Wife and I Planned for 30 Years and Never Took. She Was Doing It for the Same Reason

For thirty years, my wife and I talked about taking the California Zephyr. Fifty-one hours across America, through the Rockies and the Sierra Nevada. We kept waiting for the right time. She died in February. In September, I bought one ticket. The woman in the seat beside me had bought one, too.

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Handsome rancher in his late forties with dark blond hair, light stubble and blue eyes standing in tallgrass prairie hills of the Kansas Flint Hills at golden hour, leaning on a fence post

I Hired a Quiet Syrian Man to Fix Fences on My Kansas Ranch. When a Bull Crushed Me Against a Gate, I Found Out He’d Been the Best Surgeon in Aleppo

He showed up at my ranch in the Flint Hills in a borrowed truck, asking for any kind of work. He barely spoke. He fixed fences better than anyone I’d ever hired. I never asked about his past, and he never offered it. Then, on the worst day of my life, lying in the dirt with a broken chest, I heard him say three words that changed everything: “I am a surgeon.”

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